Sunday, 27 May 2012

Lizzie Bennet

To all you soppy, mushy, Jane Austin die-hards out there, I have struck gold. 
Myself, like many others, can reasonably conclude that they have spent a larger-than-they'd-like portion of their life watching Pride and Prejudice, all the while wondering why Mr Darcy has yet to ride up to your cottage, having waded through miscreant farm animals and mud, only to whisper sweet 18th century nothings in your ear.


This said, and in the spirit of the new media revolution, I have found a way for us to thrust the world of the Bennet sisters into the 21st century.


"The Lizzie Bennet Diaries" is an online adaption of Jane Austins 'Pride and Prejudice." It features a series of web logs by none other than Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Bennet, who recounts the classic tale with a modern spin. Lizze, with the help of prim and proper Jane and promiscuous Lydia, not only vlogs significant events for cohesion's sake, but mocks characters like Bingley and Darcy. 


The diaries are only a new addition to the internet, so feel free to catch up on the story so far at:

http://www.youtube.com/LizzieBennet

Created by Hank Green, who some of you may know as one half of the VlogBrothers on Youtube, the channel is available via Tumblr and Youtube, totaling around 56,300 subscribers. 



I should fore-warn you. It's addictive. 


This is my favourite episode thus far:


-Shannen
P.S. This is a  fantastic way to grasp the central ideas and character profiles that may have been lost cross-text. An "Intro to Austin," if you will. 
P.P.S  This is indeed a 'Comedy of manners.'

Friday, 25 May 2012

So, this is happening.


"I've been slacking, I know, I'm sorry" she says as she shoves another handful of Twisties into her mouth.
Now, before anyone questions why I haven't done a lecture blog recently, here is my excuse. They're done, but the perfectionist in me thinks they are lacking, and I can't bring myself to post. Perfectionism is a dibilitating mental illness, guys. Feel free to question my sanity, because I sure as hell am. 

Moving on.


Since the beginning of the year I have gone from someone completely lacking in estrogen, to someone who is pretty much an emotional, binge eating, make-up wearing, wreck. However, t
he most interesting (and expensive) development in all this has been my sudden need to apply a full face of makeup; and since my self-confidence is already sky-high, what with all those achievements I have on Xbox and being able to roll my tongue, it's hardly an issue of self-esteem.

 I blame Youtube, and in the spirit of good ol' segregation, I actually just mean Youtube beauty gurus. I have spent countless hours listening to them talk about how cute blushes are and why everyone should buy a $105 dollar eye shadow brush, and I regret nothing. I've watched too many foundation routines and smokey eye tutorials to turn back now. Don't over analyse it, I'm batshit. 

Now, w
hile most are beautiful, vapid, souless people, there are a select few who have taught me useful things and whom I could watch compare coral lipsticks for hours.


http://www.youtube.com/user/pixiwoo
http://www.youtube.com/user/icallitambrosia
http://www.youtube.com/user/gossmakeupartist
http://www.youtube.com/user/beautycrush

Alas, I thought I'd share a few tips I didn't know, and probably should have, but was too busy playing Skyrim to take note.

1. Apply foundation with a stippling brush

2. Set your foundation with powder
3. All Chanel counters treat you like a god-damn princess
4. Highlight your cheekbones
5. Highlight your brows and inner corner
6. MAC is the only brand of make-up you should EVER use.
7. Apparently you can fill in your eyebrows
8. Fill in your eyebrows with a pencil two shades lighter for brunette, darker for blonde
9. Winged eyeliner translates to sexy in 100+ languages
10.You can just wear fake eyelashes whenever the hell you want




-Shannen




Thursday, 24 May 2012

Annotated Bibliography


This annotated bibliography hopes to analyse and critically evaluate the academic and media news sources referenced below. The scope of the content, and in turn, the credibility of such content will be explored in terms of the authors, the medium in which it has been presented, and how each compares when contrasted. It is beneficial to note, that the media sources will be loosely tied in with the concept of fair journalism and how they fair in regard to the 'journalistic code."


Altmeppen, K.D., Arnold,L., & Kossler,T. (2012). Are the Media Capable of Fair Reporting?  Remarks on the Principle of Fairness in Professional Journalism. In Justice and Conflicts, 6 (1), 329-343.

This book chapter is dedicated to discussing the role that fairness, and in turn, unfairness, plays in journalism. The authors, Altmeppen, Arnold and Kossler, German academics working in journalism and communication institutions, stress that fairness cannot be attained in journalism without a degree of unfairness. They reason that, while it is the duty of a journalist to uncover and report breaking news and scandals to the public,they must also be fair to the public and their sources. The main arguments stem from this claim, one of which is journalisms need to constrain, and conversely, its need to weigh this constraint with the public’s thirst for information. In doing so they emphatically suggest that media are how people form their ‘own’ opinions. Much of the authors work is supplemented by acclaimed theorists; the text is littered with in-text citations, indicating the spread of like-minded scholars, and therefore suggests that their chapter is of substance within the academic community. The notion that journalistic objectivity is second to opinion, and that journalists have a duty to social responsibility, is not detractingly verbose. The principles of fairness in professional journalism are represented in an appropriate, and fair manner, the overall notion that journalism must be factual, despite the journalistic ‘code’ not easily allowing for this fairness, is represented clearly.

Ainsworth,M. (Producer). (2012, May 23). 7.30 [Television Broadcast]. Sydney, NSW: Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

The ABC’s 7.30 report offers a well-rounded perspective of the recent events surrounding Schapelle Corby’s sentence and Indonesia’s grant of clemency. By airing on public media, the report has not been constrained as rigidly as perhaps commercial media – meaning the truth and hard facts have not been ‘edited’ for fear of serious government intervention. In saying this, freedom may make room for unruly reporting. To begin, presenter Chris Uhlmann floridly recaps Corby’s ideal: “Four kilos of marijuana, a boogie board and Bali: the combination added up to 20 years in jail for convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby.”
(Uhlmann,2012) Uhlmann then proceeds to veer off the Corby case, and onto discussing whether her clemency was a political ploy between the two governments in return for the release of Indonesian prisoners in detention centres. In fairness, they have consulted Tim Lindsay, founder of the Australian Journal of Asian Law, and chairman of the Australia-Indonesian Institute, assuring his reputable credibility. Stressing that the clemency is not a judicial decision, but instead a presidential decision, he refrains from bold claims instead stating “My point is just this…” (Lindsay, 2012). Tracey Bowden, 12 year foreign correspondent for the ABC, stretches this to mean that it is clearly a political ploy, detracting from a certain journalistic duty to provide the facts, and not only making it unfair on Lindsay, but on the viewers, by trying to sway opinion, which the medium does effectively. Compared with radio and newspaper articles by Tony Eastely and Michael Bachelard respectively, this report offers the most appropriate sources and details of events.

 Bachelard,M. (2012, May 23). Backlash in Indonesia against Corby clemency. The Brisbane Times. Retrieved from http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/backlash-in-indonesia-against-corby-clemency-20120523-1z4kz.html

Michael Bachelard, Indonesian correspondent and investigative journalist approaches this 
Brisbane Times piece in a one sided manner, in some ways accusing the Indonesian government of bowing down to the Australian government. The localised newspaper, while edited and no doubt influenced by media ownership, lacks the need for stringently corrected material as compared with the 7.30 report- aired nationally. Bachelard, who is largely determined to ensure his view prevails, milks this as he proceeds to denounce any opposing claims to Corby’s right to freedom, selecting quotes that urge the Indonesians government to be steadfast in their decision and not grant special treatment to foreigners, being sure to note that Indonesia is inconsistent. In terms of fair and just journalism, it is as though Bachelard is digging for trouble in mentioning Bob Carr’s denial of the political ploy, and then refuting it. This cannot be justified as fair journalism, even with the representation of all parties’ opinions. Bachelards pseudo-critical and opinions permeate into and are disguised by the medium of print.

Eastley,T. (Host). (2012, May 23). AM. [Radio Broadcast]. Sydney. NSW: ABC Radio National. Retrieved from http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2012/s3508774.htm

Tony Eastley, 7 year host of ABC’s radio show AM, and former foreign correspondent, is no stranger to foreign affairs, making him quite credible in terms of knowledge, not only in international affairs, but about the way in which journalism works. The program focuses on the Indonesian governments involvement in the plea, what measures they have taken and how and why it has played out. Talkback radio, despite the ABC’s prestige, veers into the realm of informal, in some circumstances, it is not scripted, and if it is, loosely so. Essentially this means opinions permeate through the undertones in Eastley’s voice, exasperatingly introducing Corby as an “Australian Drug Smuggler” with no reference to her plea of not-guilty, opposed to 7.30, who carefully chose “convicted.” In addition, Eastleys stance on the issue is evident,
“When are we likely to see Schapelle Corby walking out of prison?”(Eastley,2012), and likely to be misconstrued. The radio broadcast invites Matt Brown, Indonesian, and former war correspondent in the Middle East, to answer the pressing questions in his own opinion. This prevents false information, and provides a critical point of view. As the program continues, Eastley probes Brown, as he tries to uncover what he knows about the Presidents ulterior motives and the suspicious Supreme Court ruling of mental illness - something that is questioned.

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Here Marks The End Of My Psychotic Drivel


Listen here you,stop. Stop being so, Harry Styles. My heart can’t take it, you and your extraordinary lifestyle is making my life seem extremely ordinary.

Stop being so adorable. 



This is why I’m such a mess, people like you don’t exist in my life.  Most men in my life are lacking long term goals, listen to Lil Wayne and chew with their mouth open - and you, well you don’t do any of that. ‘Men’ my age don’t have enough money to buy me coffee and still think McDonalds is where women really want to eat, let alone have the decency to smell nice. 

I imagine you wear cologne, probably Blue de Chanel while you lounge about in sport coats all day, every day.  Real life sucks.

You have an impeccable fashion sense. I have yet to meet a guy who doesn't think stripes and prints go together- and here you are, rocking the F#%K out of suede boots and a side satchel to match. 



Stop maintaining those cascading curls that fall so effortlessly around your face.  Let them go. They’d probably still look beautiful anyway. 



Stop being so British. I can’t help but imagine you and I walking hand in hand, dressed in Burberry chic, as a montage of us trying to make the guards outside Buckingham palace laugh, plays over and over. 

STOP. YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A CHOIR OF ANGELS.
From the moment you sung “Isn't She Lovely” my uterus has been sporadically expanding.




 LOOK AT YOU AND THIS CHILD. DON’T DO THIS TO ME.




CAN'T YOU JUST BE A JERK?  MY SANITY BEGS YOU.





-Shannen
P.s.  Experimental posts over, serious posts to come!